WRITING

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Before Arlene had delusions of grandeur on stage and screen, she had them on paper. To date, Arlene has written two full length novels, multiple full length and ten minute plays, television treatments, comedic sketches, short stories, pilot scripts, screenplays- and one poem that will never see the light of day because it was terrible and she shouldn't be allowed to write poetry ever again.

To take a look at her works, just click the category below. Only completed, edited works are uploaded. If something is in process or in the middle of publishing and submission insanity, she usually keeps it to herself. 

We wish she would keep more things to herself- she's an oversharer and we all know way too much about her.

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PLAYS

It's a play. You play it. On a stage. There are people and seats and everything. It's great.

SCREENPLAYS

See, these are the ones you film with a camera. Hopefully. If they're any good.

WRITING SAMPLE

A short story, Strawberries, that Arlene wrote to see if she could make people cry in 7 pages or less.

QUICK PITCH LIST

Are you an artist looking to collaborate? A producer with finances to burn? A distant relative checking in on my mental state? (Spoiler Alert, I've gotten weirder!) That said, check out the story ideas I'm currently chewing on in my "Quick Pitch List"- all of these ideas have additional samples/materials available and can be 'Pitch Meeting Ready' within a week. Please reach out if you're looking to collaborate (and have the producing/financial prowess and resources to get it done, I can do microbudget without you).

And if you're one of the other writer goblins I know- I've shown you my list, now you show me yours. Also if you steal an idea of mine I will turn you blue as Frankie Muniz did to Paul Giamatti in the classic "Big Fat Liar". I am Frankie. You are Paul. Don't steal ideas, you monster, just ask me and we can work together. 
Reach out through the CONTACT page to collaborate