With the collapse of the U.S. Empire, Arlene has decided that, recently jobless and holding Grade-A COVID Immunity (she went into lockdown March 10th and fought COVID for three weeks and has the papers to prove it), now is the perfect time to grab a car and go on a cross-country camping roadtrip. You can try to find her in the woods, but we suggest you leave her alone. She wants this.


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